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  • Are you a sea lion? Because I will sea you Li-On within my own bed tonight!
  • I'm no weatherman, but you can get more than a few inches tonight. (Why?) Because I could easily see myself in your pants.
  • You remind me of my little toe... because I will bang you around every bit of furniture in my house.
  • Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I enjoy the way you Baghdad buttocks up.
  • Are you currently a drill sergeant? As you've got my privates standing.
  • There are lots of fish from the sea, but you are the only one I would love to catch and mount back at my own place.
  • My dick simply perished. Do you mind if I buried it in your buttocks?
  • I may not drop into history, but I'll go down on you.
  • Can you work for UPS? I could have sworn that I saw you looking at my package.
  • Can you mix concrete to get an income? Because you're making me hard.
  • That shirt's very becoming for you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
  • Have you got an Asian passport? Because I am China get into your Japanese
  • Girl, you need to sell hot dogs, because you already understand how to make a wiener stand!
  • I think it's time I let you know exactly what folks are saying behind your back..."Nice butt!"
  • I may well not be described as a windshield repairman, but I will still fill your crack in.
  • Are you currently a termite? Cause you are going to have a mouth filled with timber.
  • Are you currently really a middle eastern dictator? Because there is a political uprising in my pants!
  • Are you a farmer? As you've got some big, round, beautiful melons!
  • Your smile is almost as big, warm, and amazing as your own manhood!
  • Your head reminds me with a wrench, every time that I consider it that my nuts shrink.
  • Excuse me, but do you prefer an orally stimulated orgasm?
  • Can you conduct track? Cause I heard that you re-lay desire this dick.
  • My friend over there wants your number so he knows just where to find a hold of me in the afternoon.
  • In case you're feeling down, then I could feel you're up.
  • Are you out of the ghetto? Cause I am going to ghetto your hands on dat butt.
  • You know what I enjoy in a lady? My dick.
  • Are you really a Health Care Provider? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - that I hope na split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. [Pull your pockets inside ] Do you like to? Could I have yours?
  • When I was a Nintendo cartridge can you dismiss me?
  • Do you work in the Home Depot? As you are giving me timber.
  • I would let you know a joke regarding my manhood, however, it's too long!
  • Hello, I'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to become.
  • Hey, you wan nat perform a 6-8? You go down on me, and now I'll owe you.
  • Some one vacuum my lap, I think this girl requires a fresh place to sit down.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put'U' involving'F' and'
  • Hello Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
  • Are you a pirate? Cause I have plenty of semen waiting for you.
  • You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  • Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face ought to be among them.
  • Hey baby, I believe you just made my 2 into a four.
  • Is that a keg in your pants?
  • Do you have an inhaler? As you have got butt ma.
  • Hey cutie, want to go halves to a baby?
  • You can call me a cake, cause I'll go directly to your butt.
  • Are you hungry?
  • Would you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your own ass.
  • Are your thighs made of Nutella? Because I'd really like to spread them!
  • Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
  • Are you really an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus at the moment.
  • Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!
  • Are you my assignments? Cause I'm not doing you but I absolutely should be.
  • Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I will be jalapeño pussy.
  • Roses are red, violets are fine. If I'm the 6, are you going to function as 9?
  • I'm not Asian but I'll still eat your kitty.
  • There will just be seven planets abandoned after I destroy Uranus.
  • Does one go to church regularly? Cause you're gont be on your knees tonight.
  • Twist your toes and I will explain to you where the enemy goes!
  • On a scale from 1 to"the human centipede", just how close am I to this bum?
  • Would you know your ABC's? Cause I wan na na give you the 4th letter of this bible.
  • I hope you like dragons, because I will be dragon my balls across the head tonight.